Open Post: Hosted By Ryan Gosling (Back By Popular Demand)

When I first salivated over these pictures of Ryan Gosling on a motherfuckin' bike, I thought the loud roaring and squeaking in my ears was just my imagination really taking me there. But no, the roaring was actually coming from my genital areas. Don't worry, I just dabbed a little Pennzoil on there and now it won't be doing that anymore. For now. And don't ruing the moment by mentioning Ryan's prison-quality Giving Tree tattoo.