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| Mon Sep 21st, 2009 02:03 pm |
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The Daily News says that the reason Anna Kournikova didn’t participate in Sunday’s Malibu Triathlon is because her womb has become infected with Enrique Iglesias’ demon seed which has been growing inside her for the past two months. As many know, Kournikova used to be my imaginary girlfriend, but we suffered a much publicized break-up ...
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Tags:  Anna Kournikova, Enrique Iglesias, Heidi Klum, Matthew McConaughey, Paris Hilton
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