Basically, Katie Holmes Doesn't Dress Herself

Stepford Katie has already said that Tommy Girl smacks his lips, rotates his head and gives her the "Girl, no you didn't" eye whenever she's wearing a dress he doesn't approve of. Well, at last night's Elle's Women in Hollywood Tribute, Katie told UsWeekly that Suri is her main stylist and picks out most of her outfits. A three-old dressing a robot. There's a sitcom in there somewhere.

Katie said, "She loves clothes and picks out her own." Apparently, Suri even picked out the ensemble Katie's wearing here including that sheer blouse with the black bra. SURI THE HARLOT! In all seriousness, I'm not surprised to hear that Suri is Katie's stylist. I mean, I've always figured Suri had an intense fascination with the 90s (example: Katie's overuse of tight-rolled jeans).

One of Katie's friends (HA! Like she has those) said that Suri not only calls the shots when it comes to fashion. Suri is the BOSS OF EVERYTHING! The friend said, "Suri makes the rules and Tom and Katie go along with it. She is not a spoiled brat, but she is the center of their universe."

Xenu trembles in Suri's presence, because she really is the Queen of the Aliens. You know that kind of hurts Tommy since he's been forced to put away his "Queen of the Aliens" sash.