The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 3rd!

After months of testing and perfecting, Madonna's Anti-Aging Serum (a concoction of stewed human fetuses, a single tear from St. Angie, with a dash of faux-British accent) debuts on GOOP. - Ryan Fischer

Runners-up:

It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the finger again! - loozer

So that's where Frosted Flakes comes from - irishtree

Love making, the Scientology way. - Supertramp

That is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen here, and that is saying a lot. - misslainey

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